This is so much fun!
Spoilers ahead!
BELLA: �Guess what, Edward?�
EDWARD: �What, Bella?�
BELLA: �I just got my acceptance to the University of Alaska!�
EDWARD: �Congratulations! What a coincidence.�
�Do you really have any idea how important you are to me? Any concept at all of how much I love you?�
-Edward Cullen
�Of course, you know that I�m willing to make it between you and me at any time that you wish. You know my condition.�
-Edward Cullen
"Look after my heart � I�ve left it with you."
-Edward Cullen
�Edward�s only human, Bella. He�s going to react like any other boy.�
-Angela Weber
"This is only about you. All I care is that you�re safe.�
-Edward Cullen
"If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.�
-Bella Swan
Porsches as bribes and king-sized beds in houses where nobody slept � it was beyond irritating.
-Bella Swan
EDWARD: �I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame, and this is what I get? I should infuriate you more often.�
BELLA: �Give me a minute to work up to it,�
�This is ridiculous. They�ll get so bored, they�ll have to kill me themselves, just for
something to do.�
-Bella Swan
�Does my being half-naked bother you?�
-Jacob Black
�No, no, Bella. Actually . . .You look . . . sexy.�
-Edward Cullen
ALICE: �Edward is making me do this. But I did foresee that you would be more difficult if I surprised you.�
BELLA: �In English?�
ALICE: �Don�t be a baby about this. No tantrums.�
BELLA: �Now I�m scared.�
EDWARD: �Amazing, how can someone so tiny be so annoying?�
ALICE: �It�s a talent.�
�You don�t want to be my wife.�
-Edward Cullen
�Bella, I love you. And I want you to pick me instead of him."
-Jacob Black
�I love him, Jacob. He�s my whole life.�
-Bella Swan
�I hate you, Jacob Black.�
-Bella Swan
�Stupid, thieving, annoying vampire!�
-Bella Swan
�Admit it, I�m a lifesaver.�
-Alice Cullen
�You are so beautiful,�
-Edward Cullen
ALICE: �Gotcha�
JASPER: �You truly are one frightening little monster.�
�My heart is just as silent,�
-Edward Cullen
�Of course I do, you silly, beautiful, oversensitive girl.�
-Edward Cullen
EDWARD: �Bella, I could kill you,�
BELLA: �I don�t think you could.�
�I had no right to want you � but I reached out and took you anyway. And now look what�s become of you! Trying to seduce a vampire.�
-Edward Cullen
�You are the most dangerous creature I�ve ever met,�
-Edward Cullen
�Please, Bella, please � if you really love me . . . Please let me do your wedding.�
-Alice Cullen
"You know, Edward, as a brother, you are sometimes a disappointment.�
-Alice Cullen
�Either you�re lying, or you are the stubbornest person alive.�
-Jacob Black
EDWARD: �You�re only human,�
BELLA: �That�s the most miserable defense I�ve ever heard.�
�Overprotective fool.�
-Alice Cullen
BELLA: �Love you, Jacob.�
JACOB: �Love you more.�
Well, I dunno why I loved the last quotes. Maybe because of Jacob's.
11:49 a.m. - Friday, Aug. 08, 2008